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  • Glam Metal Detectives

    Page 3 of the Observer, Sunday 5th February 1995:

    Pace of viewing speeds up for the short-attention generation
    Channel surfing package zaps the sitcom

    IT IS being billed as the first television comedy for the short-attention generation - a rapid-fire, 'channel-switching' skit on television at its most awful, writes Peter Beaumont.

    Imagine Scooby Doo crossed with The Monkees, then intercut with fake advertisements and clips from bogus films - including one which recasts Michael Caine's Harry Palmer character from The Ipcress File as Sir Lancelot.

    Glam Metal Detectives, the brainchild of Peter Richardson from the Comic Strip, begins on BBC2 on 23 February and is full on contradictions. It is at once tailored to the younger audience brought up on MTV and Def II, while at the same time operating as a critique of the way audiences consume television.

    Mr Richardson sees the model as much in the comic book format as in television, 'Because the viewer understand how television works, you can tell a joke in three lines instead of spending a minute-and-a-half.'

    Mr Richardson recognises that many viewers have 'the attention span of a flea' and admits that the 'zapper culture' of multi-channel TV has informed the show's format.

    However, he also believes that 'channel surfing' is bad for television. 'What people miss out on flicking, say, from a film to a football match is the boring bits of the match. But it is those dull bits that build up the excitement and sense of expectation.'

    Three years in the making, six months in the editing suite and with a cast new to television, Glam Metal Detectives (the name is taken from one of its spoof shows) abandons the traditional format of the sitcom or sketch to present three seven to eight-minutes 'programmes' between staccato bursts of bogus advertisements and game shows apparently randomly sampled by remote control.

    The detectives of the title set the tone: they are a Seventies glam rock band who travel the world by bus, saving it from childishly simplistic crises, their passage around the world designated in best cartoon style by the audience's changing hats.

    This is also the ultimate expression of post-modernism in television - a show entirely informed by ones that have gone before.

    The Glams' world is one of televisual and filmic clichés: London is a world of singing chimney sweeps, à la Mary Poppins; the Australian audience wears hats with corks.

    It is the process noted by Neil Postman, of New York University, in his book Amusing Ourselves to Death: that as visual images supersede the printed text as the main vehicle for ideas, so culture is defined by a shared recognition of certain types of TV and film images.

    This change in viewing patterns and approach has in part been pioneered by MTV, which claims an audience among the most 'visually literate'. According to Brent Hansen, president/creative director for MTV Europe: 'Young people understand the way these ideas work. They want ideas, but not in a didactic fashion, and are much more aware of the choice available to them.'

    Not all are happy, however, with the increasing pace of television and the temptation to chop and change. According to Professor Mallorry Wober, of Bournemouth University, a psychologist who teaches on a media course, the way that the pace of viewing has changed with the eradication of the pauses between programmes has created an audience that is no longer allowed to dwell on the ideas of what they have just watched. 'You go straight from one programme into an advert, a trailer or another programme and its impact disappears. There is a strong argument, I think, for a five-second gap to allow people to reflect on what they have seen.'

    From Time Out, 22nd February to 1st March 1995:
    Rock with laughter

    For the last 15 years Peter Richardson's main claim to fame has been his association with the Comic Strip films which he has written, directed and featured in, despite their identification in the public's eye with more famous colleagues like Mayall, Sayle and Saunders. Now Richardson stands at the crossroads of mega-culthood with 'The Glam Metal Detectives', a series that he has again devised, directed, co-written and acted in, These films, however, are this time devoid of the ultimately restrictive starry names.

    'GMD' has all the ingredients to be a hit, particularly with the late-teen and student audience to which it most obviously speaks. Richardson says it's a 'TV comic', and bemoans the fact that it has taken over three years to develop and find its slot on BBC2's schedules.It's a pot-pourri of running sketches, waccy-baccy graphics, media piss-takes and a preposterous linking storyline which has a bunch of glam-rockers zooming around the world trying to save the planet's ecology through hit records. The group is constantly being attacked by evil media-genius Rolston Brocade (Mac McDonald) who in part two there is a bid to addict another to a canned drink called 'Splat!', which turns people into sex-crazed egomaniac at a burp.

    But while 'GMD' forms the core of the series the remaining time is filled by group-writing projects of varying success: there's an amusing feature called 'Colin Corleone' about an undersized, unemployed south London nobody who lives his life as the Godfather; 'Betty's Mad Dash', which splendidly parodies 1920s escapade-flapper movies; 'Call Mickey', in which a parody black stud will, for example, roger your wife and take out the rubbish if you're too tired to do it yourself; and 'Bloodsports', in which pursuits like house repossession, bare-knuckle fighting and ram-raiding are treated as if they were events on 'Match Of The Day'. I've seen the first three episodes and the series is definitely a grower. The woman in particular excel, notably Doon MacKichan, who is already well known from her work with Steve Coogan and shines in a chat-show send-up called 'The Big Me'; and the stunning Sara Stockbridge (see Hotshots, page 5) whose genuine gift for comedy is more than matched by legs longer than the Eiffel Tower's. Unfortunately the males don't have the same high profile, although the drummer is played by the excellent Phil Cornwell who does the best Jimmy Hill impersonation on planet earth, and the guitarist-vocalist is Gary Beadle who doubles up as sex-machine Mickey. The funniest gags aren't always the most original - Mick Jagger as Hamlet had me throwing up on the carpet but may leave you cold. One to track. Definitely. Steve Grant

    'The Glam Metal Detectives', 9pm, BBC2

  • Censorship, Controversy and General Complaints

    From the Sun, Saturday 18th April 1975:

    Black Mark for Golden Goodies
    By MARGARET FORWOOD

    THE GOODIES, those Golden Boys of television comedy, have been ordered to make last-minute changes in their next show.

    The programme, due to go out on Monday, pokes fun at racialism in South Africa. BBC top brass have ordered the Goodies to remake two scenes.

    Have The Goodies been censored?

    "No," said a BBC spokesman, "nothing has been taken out of the programme."

    But the two scenes had to be re-written and re-filmed at the last-minute.

    Why the sudden panic?

    "Well, programmes are sometimes made that way," said the spokesman carefully, "we have nothing to say about that."

    It all seems a bit mysterious. Especially since The Goodies say they were given a simple explanation.

    Goody Tim Brooke-Taylor told me: "We were told that the scenes weren't funny enough. So we did them again and put in a few more jokes."

    The story is about a South African Tourist Board official - played by Philip Madoc, one of television's favourite villains -who persuades The Goodies to make a film for the board.

    Leave

    The idea is to encourage more white people to go to South Africa. Instead the film makes all the coloured people leave.

    This means the whites have no one to work for them. So The Goodies invent Apartheight to take the place of Apartheid, which segregates tall people from short.

    In their new world, tall people are the bosses. Short ones are the servants.

    And, of course, Goody Bill Oddie is short.

    Brooke-Taylor, 34, explained: "The problem is that when you are dealing with a serious subject like this, you first have to set up the situation of racialism and segregation.

    "And the scene-setting wasn't funny enough."

    The Goodies have a reputation for producing lightweight family fun.

    Brooke-Taylor said: "We are not a crusading programme, but we deal with real subjects."

    In 1973 they had problems with a show where Bill played a pop star and became corrupted by the glitter of the pop world.

    That was taken out of the series - and given a late slot.

    Months later, it was shown at an earlier time.

    With a few cuts.

    Somebody up there seems to be keeping a watchful eye on those Goodies.

    Page 11 of the Sun, Tuesday 19th March 1984:
    TV STARS RAGE AT DIRTY JOAN
    By PETER BOND

    TOP comics blasted Channel Four yesterday for not censoring Saturday night's shock TV-special starring Joan Rivers. They claimed the American funny girl was too "blue and outrageous" for family viewing.

    Bob Monkhouse, Bernie Winters and Jon Pertwee all said they were astonished the one-hour show, recorded before a showbiz audience, went out at 9.30 virtually uncut.

    And Tommy Cooper said: "It should at all. It was very naughty."

    Channel Four said: "We've no regrets. We had very few complaints."

    Page 6 of the Sunday Express, Monday 17th June 1991:
    Anger at BBC comic's cancer send-up
    by Michael Towers

    OUTRAGED TV viewers flooded the BBC switchboard last night after a stand-up comedian mocked victims of throat cancer.

    Millions of viewers saw American comedian Denis Leary open the bill on BBC1's Paramount City - pretending he was using a voice box.

    He joked it would be "great" if everybody in a family had to use voice boxes so they all sounded the same.

    One viewer who complained to the BBC was Brian Slater, 44, of Matlock, Derbyshire. He recently lost a sister through the disease.

    He told the Sunday Express: "It was diabolical. He was trying to poke fun at people who are very ill.

    "He pulled a microphone beneath his chin and started making noises.

    "He sounded like the actor Jack Hawkins who had to use a voice box after he had an operation. The BBC should be sent packing."

    Viewer Helen Davis of Muswell Hill, North London said: "It was very upsetting. He said he would love to have a tracheotomy so he could smoke two cigarettes at once."

    A BBC spokesman admitted there had been complaints and said: "Naturally we regret if any of our viewers were offended by this comedian;s style of humour."

    Page 23 of the Daily Mail, Friday 30th August 1991:
    Barry's rude awakening for TV bosses

    A BARRY HUMPHRIES television special which cost £200,000 may be banned because it contains too many jokes of a graphic sexual nature.

    The show features Humphries's bile-spewing alter ego Sir Les Patterson, the so-called Australian cultural attache, and was to have been transmitted on ITV later in the autumn season. It was recorded at the London Weekend Television studios in front of an audience, and some who saw it have told me that it is the most offensive material they have ever had to sit through.

    Executives at LWT's light entertainment department are now trying to salvage footage from the programme, A Late Lunch With Sir Les Patterson, that might be deemed suitable to broadcast.

    But, I am told, they may be left with very little that they can screen at a reasonable hour.

    One gag 'Sir Les' recounts in the show, concerning the disposal of bodily secretions, can never be shown because it is disgusting and way over the top.

    'I think Barry just got too carried away and realised too late that he was exceeding the bounds of what is acceptable on television, no matter what hour it is to be shown. Now I think LWT may have to scrap it or, if they've got enough suitable footage, show it after 11 at night,' an associate of the comedian told me.

    However, I gather that the 'Sir Les Patterson' incident has not affected Humphries's £2million contract with LWT. Humphries and his producers are planning a game show to be hosted by his housewife-superstar chum Dame Edna Everage.

    A special celebrity version of the game show has already been recorded in America for NBC Television featuring stars including Cher and Larry Hagman.

    Page 20 of the Daily Mirror, Thursday 20th February 1992:
    FURY OVER TV HANGING 'FUN'
    EXCLUSIVE
    By TONY PURNELL

    THE sister of hanged Derek Bentley called last night for a ban on a TV comedy show which makes him a figure of fun.

    Distressed Iris Bentley, 59, who has campaigned ceaselessly to get a posthumous pardon for her tragic brother, said: "It's too sick for words."

    Controversial comics David Baddiel and Rob Newman will feature Bentley and his accomplice Christopher Craig in a running gag during a news series of The Mary Whitehouse Experience starting on BBC2 next month.

    Craig and Bentley were convicted of the gun murder of a policeman in Croydon 40 years ago.

    Craig had his finger on the trigger but escaped the gallows because he was only 16.

    Bentley, who was 19, hanged because, it was claimed, he shouted: "Let him have it, Chris."

    Baddiel, 26, said: "They struck me as the funniest two people this century.

    "We joke that Bentley deserved to hang for using an ambiguous phrase in a critical situation.

    "We get laughs over uncool linguistic errors."

    But Bentley's niece Maria, 29, said: "We'll do everything we can to get this stopped."

    Page 5 of the Wimbledon Guardian, Thursday 27th February 1992:
    'Ban sick sketch about dead man'
    By NICOLA DOWNEY

    Iris Bentley has called for a ban on a television comedy show which includes a joke sketch about her dead brother, Derek.

    Shocked Iris, from Colliers Wood, who is campaigning to clear her brother's name, said the sketch is "sick".

    It is expected to be shown in a new series of BBC2's The Mary Whitehouse Experience starting next month, but Iris wants it scrapped.

    Her brother was hanged in 1953 for his part in the murder of a policeman on the roof top of a Croydon warehouse, even though 16-year-old accomplice Christopher Craig pulled the trigger.

    Bentley is supposed to have said: "Let him have it" and the comedy gag jokes that he deserved his punishment for using such an uncool and ambiguous phrase.

    But Iris and her campaigners are calling for it to be stopped and are planning to talk with the show's bosses.

    "They think its very funny situation. From what hear of it, it's in very bad taste," said campaigner, Neil Churchill.

    "We have been in touch with the BBC and the head of light entertainment and we want it pulled.

    "We believe it's still in the writing stage. For a start it's not based on evidence and just makes fun of the situation. It could damage the chances of getting a posthumous pardon," he said.

    The campaigners are still hoping to meet with Home Secretary Kenneth Baker to discuss Derek's case in the near future.

    A spokesman for the BBC said: "It is a surreal sketch which illustrates the ambiguity of language."

    "However, at present it is still not possible to say if it will be included in the scripts," she said.

    Page 15 of the Daily Star, Saturday 11th July 1992:
    WHITEHOUSE TEAM TOLD: CLEAN IT UP!
    Foul-mouthed duo censored

    EXCLUSIVE by NIKKI MURFITT

    THE cheeky duo behind the Mary Whitehouse Experience have been ordered: Clean up your act.

    Telly bosses are so alarmed at Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis's brand of humour that they have forced them to cut swear words.

    And they told them to curb their near-the-knuckle in their new show, Me, You and Him, to be screened later this month.

    To ram home the message, worried bosses at Thames TV sent the lads a SEVEN-PAGE letter, telling them to:

    CUT out frequent use of the F-word and slang words insulting to women.

    CUT down on less offensive everyday swear words, such as bloody hell.

    Thames TV bosses have defended the decision to gag the duo's effing and blinding.

    A spokesman says: "We have an A and B list of swear words, which we use as a guideline for programmes, and writers must comply with it.

    Strict

    "The B list contains words like bloody, while the A list contains stronger language.

    "Changes had to be made to the script because there were words which fell into category A and these are not acceptable in a show going out at 8.30 p.m."

    Steve Punt says: "They've been pretty strict. We've been left with only a couple of bloodys and a b* in each episode.

    "One sketch had to be completely re-shot."

    A spokesman for the other Mary Whitehouse's TV clean-up campaign said the Thames TV censorship was "excellent."

    Page 13 of the Daily Express, Saturday 26th December 1992:
    BBC show will mock the dead

    THE BBC is braced for a flood of complaints about a New Year's Eve TV show mocking dead celebrities.

    The Australian-based Doug Anthony Allstars perform an impersonation of blind, deaf and dumb genius Helen Keller, whose life story inspired an Oscar-winning film.

    They also imitate singer Karen Carpenter, who died from the slimmers' disease anorexia nervosa and dance to songs including Do The Dead Elvis. Last year their live album was banned by British censors. "I was very surprised when BBC2 said they wanted to put them on," said producer Geoff Posner.

    "They do the sort of act that will offend just about everyone. The impersonation of Karen Carpenter is just a long, thin microphone stand."

    BBC2 controller Alan Yentob is said to have won a show for the comics after seeing them at the Edinburgh Festival.

    "It wasn't an easy decision," said Mr Posner. "Everyone at the BBC is holding their breath."

    Page 19 of the Daily Mirror, Sunday 23rd April 1995:
    DEE-VOLTING!
    TV bosses pull plug on Jack's sick electric chair sketch

    EXCLUSIVE by YORK MEMBERY

    AT THE flick of a switch, comic Jack Dee sends thousands of volts surging through a Death Row prisoner's body.

    The sketch, from Jack and Jeremy's Police 4 to be aired next Friday, is typical of hard man Dee's grim humour.

    But we will never see it. TV chiefs have deemed the routine too controversial to screen after British-born killer Nick Ingram's execution in the electric chair.

    "The powers-that-be at Channel Four got cold feet," says an insider.

    "They feel it would be in poor taste to air the clip so soon after the event."

    The humorous series sends up shows such as Crimewatch and features Dee and fellow stand-up comedian Jeremy Hardy as special constables.

    In the offending sketch, Dee invites viewers to call in if they want to see a prisoner on Death Row "chaired or spared".

    Tiring of the debate, he hits the switch and says: "Let the bastard fry".

    Ingram, 31, was the first Briton to be executed in America this century. He lost his life at Jackson State Jail in Georgia for the murder of military veteran JC Sawyer.

    Ingram tortured and shot Sawyer after a bungled burglary 12 years ago.

    Ingram's mother Ann, from Cambridge, suffered the ordeal of seeing her son's last-minute reprieve overturned.

    He was executed by a 2,000-volt blast of electricity.

    Jack Dee is on tour in Australia and was unavailable for comment.

    Co-star Hardy said: "Both Jack and I disagree with capital punishment and the sketch was our way to highlight the issue.

    "Ingram certainly seemed guilty, but his execution was horrifying.

    "The scene was shot before the execution took place - but I agree that to show it in the light of his death would now be insensitive."

    Page 7 of the Daily Telegraph, Friday 23rd May 1997:
    BBC pays libel damages over TV comedy
    By Alison Boshoff
    Media Correspondent

    THE BBC has paid undisclosed libel damages to the Outward Bound Trust after it portrayed a course instructor as a "deranged sexual pervert" in the Rowan Atkinson sitcom The Thin Blue Line.

    The trust brought legal action against the BBC over the comedy and over a Radio 4 documentary that claimed the trust employed paedophiles in its adventure centres.

    A BBC spokesman said both allegations had been the result of "grave error".

    The trust, an educational charity, told the High Court yesterday that the allegations were without foundation and had caused massive damage to its reputation.

    Godwin Butsuttil, for the trust, said its main object was to "help people live more fulfilled, worthwhile and productive lives by providing opportunities for personal development through challenging experiences in demanding environments".

    Referring to an edition last year of the Radio 4 documentary File on 4 that dealt with paedophiles, Mr Busuttil said: "A statement which alleged that the trust had employed systematic paedophiles and child abusers was entirely without foundation and so caused great damage to its standing and credit."

    The Thin Blue Line broadcast "falsely portrayed an Outward Bound course leader as a deranged sexual pervert. The BBC now accepts its grave error and recognises the considerable damage it has caused to the trust."

  • When Comedy Isn't Funny

    From Reveille, Friday 8th June 1979:

    When comedy isn't funny
    Making you chuckle is no laughing matter for television's funny men
    by ALAN SHADRAKE

    DID YOU hear the one about the two top TV comedy stars? who hated each other so much that they couldn't bear to be in the same room together?

    They got on well enough until half-way through filming a long-running comedy series. Then tempers flared. The producers faced a problem. For the show just had to go on.

    So they got round it by writing the scenes so that the two stars were never seen face-to-face again.

    The writer explained: "I had to rewrite the scenes so that they were always talking to each other over the phone, through letter boxes or windows."

    It's a true story that reflects some of the tension involved in producing top comedy shows for the box.

    Turning out a regular show of successful situation comedy series is one of the tougher challenges facing TV executives, writers and actors.

    I learned of the rows, the petty jealousies and bitterness that so often develop when highly talented people get together to make us laugh.

    Gauntlet

    Arguments over laughs always occur in comedy series which have a big cast - and over how much time an actor or actress has on the box.

    The same writer added: "When you turn up with scripts it's a bit like running the gauntlet.

    "Annoyed performers pull you aside and want to know why you haven't given them more of the action."

    The Rag Trade, with its cast of six actresses and two actors, is a real headache for its writing team.

    Ronnie Wolfe, who writes the series with partner Ronnie Chesney, explained: "The show lasts only 24 minutes, so even if no-one else is involved they could only have three minutes each.

    "And you have to have lead players, so of course some people aren't going to be very happy.

    "Of course, they get twitchy because they go several pages of script without having a word, then they rush to us for reassurance that they are not being written out of the series.

    "The solution is to balance it nicely."

    Bitchy

    Actresses Wendy Richards, who has appeared in a number of sit. coms. including Nearest and Dearest, Not On Your Nelly, Please Sir, and Are You Being Served? with John Inman, told us: "There is a lot of bitchiness in this business."

    At a cocktail party to introduce the cast of a new comedy series to each other, she met the star for the first time.

    "She looked me up and down and said: 'She's no good - she's too short and her boobs aren't big enough'."

    Wendy, who says working on Are You Being Served? is wonderful because everyone gets on with each other, added: "On another series the star of the show used to get furious every time anyone else got a special close-up shot for slotting in later.

    "She used to clench her fists until her knuckles went white in a kind of controlled rage. It was pure jealousy."

    Shows like Are You Being Served? share the glamour equally between the stars, highlighting individual characters week by week.

    But Nicholas Smith, who plays store manager Mr Rumbold, said: "I recall John Inman on one occasion saying pathetically 'Do you know, I got only eight lines this week', and it was only because that week's story didn't really concern him."

    Impossible

    Bouncy actor Bill Maynard scored a hit with his portrayal of Selwyn Froggitt in the setting of a working men's club. But for some of the cast of Oh No It's Selwyn Froggitt, working on the series became impossible.

    Actress Rosemary Martin says she walked off the first series after arguments over the scripts.

    Following bitter arguments involving other members of the cast Yorkshire TV executives decided to change the format of the series.

    So Bill returned as Selwyn causing chaos in a holiday camp with a fresh supporting cast each week.

    From his home is Sapcote, Leicestershire, Bill commented.

    "Whether I get on with people or not doesn't bother me.

    "When I am doing a series that's my series. And if it comes to survival, I am going to put my foot down."

    On the box Happy Ever After, starring Terry Scott and June Whitfield, looked a very happy affair all round.

    But there were difficulties when everyone got together to record the fifth series.

    There were wrangles over the scripts.

    And in the end script writer Eric Merriman parted company with the show.

    Merriman and John Chapman - co-writer of the earlier series - claimed that the characters were their copyright.

    That was why they withheld permission for use of subsidiary characters such as Aunt Lucy when the BBC decided to go ahead with a different Terry Scott/June Whitfield series.

    Victim

    This meant that actress Beryl Cooke had to say goodbye to Aunt Lucy.

    "I am sorry for Beryl because she is a really lovely person," said Eric Merriman.

    "But I feel she was a victim of the circumstances.

    "And I'd be absolutely delighted to write for her again at any time."

    But B B C's The Good Life, starring Richard Briars and Felicity Kendal, was one comedy series where the atmosphere wasn't just manufactured for the viewers.

    Said Briars: "I think the show succeeded so well because we were lucky to have four people who worked in the same style and no one was pushy. The competitive spirit that is usually prevalent about who is getting the laughs wasn't there."

    Do any readers wish to make any wild, libellous guesses as to the names of the anonymous comedy stars in this article?

  • Absolutely

    Page 16 of the Independent, Wednesday 20th January 1993:

    Absolutely fabulous. Not!

    Baikie, Banks, Docherty, Hunter, Kennedy & Sparkes. Who? The comics from Absolutely tell Jim White why they're basking in obscurity

    If things went horribly wrong, and the six writers and performers of the television sketch show Absolutely needed to find another job, they should steer clear of sales, marketing or public relations. Talk about self-effacing - this is a typical anecdote they tell about themselves:

    Apparently on a business trip, a top executive at Channel 4 happened to catch their programme on a hotel television. When the executive returned to the office, she immediately issued a directive: "We must sign these people up, they're brilliant."

    A colleague tactfully pointed out that since Absolutely went out on Channel 4, they already had signed these people up. "Oh yeah," the executive replied. "So why didn't anybody tell me about them?"

    This, the team insists, is true. Peter Baikie, Morwenna Banks, Jack Docherty, Moray Hunter, Gordon Kennedy and John Sparkes prefer to keep a low profile. Or rather no profile at all.

    "If David Baddiel and Rob Newman are known as the Morrissey and Michael Stipe of comedy," said Morwenna Banks, the only one with an English accent, "then you could call us the Spinners."

    Absolutely - which should not be confused with Absolutely Fabulous ("No, no, we don't mind if it is," said Jack Docherty. "Maybe we'll pick up some of its viewers") - begins its fourth series this week. After three years of drifting around the schedules like Mark Thatcher on a car rally, the programme has been allocated Channel 4's most prestigious comedy slot: 10.30 on Friday night.

    It will return with many of the comedy characters developed over the previous shows: the philosophising Little Girl; Calum Gilhooley, the anorak-wearing know-all; Stoneybridge Council, in which every citizen of a remote Scottish town has executive powers; and the Nice Family, a bunch of cardigan-clad greysters whose living room is dominated by a portrait of John Major. Theirs is the best collection of comic characters this side of Harry Enfield's, known and loved in, well, several households up and down the country.

    "We can be fairly precise about who watches the show," said Peter Baikie. "We have their name and address."

    "I don't think even our parents watch, so they?" said Morwenna Banks.

    "We get around 500 in the studio audience," said John Sparkes. "So we know they watch. And that's about it, really."

    "Actually, to be sadly serious about it, we are Channel 4's most watched show among 16 to 35 year olds," concluded Banks. At which John Sparks rummaged behind the two plaster-cast busts of Jack Docherty where were, for some reason, sitting on the team's office desk, and emerged with a pin board. On it was stapled BARB's official confirmation of Absolutely's ratings success.

    "Mind you, don't read too much into figures," added Peter Baikie. "The man who pilots the ferry between Kyle of Localsh and Skye told me he was a big fan and he's about 75."

    All this self-effacement was, in the beginning, quite deliberate. The team won their commission about the time that Emma Thomson's show had been extravagantly hyped and then, when it turned out to be about as funny as Fiona Armstrong, even more extravagantly pilloried.

    "We wanted people to find us," said Gordon Kennedy. "We didn't want to push things too hard. That way Channel 4 could stick with us, we couldn't become the great new thing that failed. And it was a chance to learn."

    "Fortunately, no one watched Series 1," chipped in John Sparkes. "Otherwise we wouldn't have got Series 2."

    Several of the six were well-known on the live comedy circuit before they grouped up for the series. Docherty and Hunter's schtick was Don and George, an effete pair of Edinburgh gentlemen. Sparkes had Siadwell, the educationally sub-normal Welsh schoolboy with a talking brick, and Frank Hovis, a hopeless night-club master of ceremonies. Banks, meanwhile, had recently come down from Cambridge where she was in the Footlights. She is one of the few recent Footlights stalwarts to miss the cut for Peter's Friends.

    "Well, that crowd were a bit older than me. I didn't really, well, we hardly, you know, overlapped," she said, by way of explanation.

    "She has been guaranteed a role in the sequel, however," revealed John Sparkes. "Peter's Nodding Acquaintances."

    They all first got together, Docherty claimed, "at Reading Borstal. I was Stephen Fry's fag". Their intention was to secure a commission for a show which was performer-led. Unlike, say, Not the Nine O'Clock News, in which a staff performer recruited likely players and handed them a script, the Absolutelies were determined to do everything themselves from the start. One thing they did not want to do was topical gags.

    "I'd written topical stuff endlessly for Spitting Image and I was sick of it," said Docherty. "It's difficult doing a topical show. What I find about topical humour is that everyone does the same joke, the gag of the week. That's the theory, anyway. The good thing about Absolutely is, it's pretty likely no one else is doing the same gag."

    From the base of their sketch show, the team hoped to branch out into other things. It has taken them several years to manage it. Their first commission is for a Don and George sitcom which goes into production later this month. To help them develop their production company, they have just recruited a managing director.

    "You need some sort of profile to get your programme on these days," said Banks. "And if we're known at all, it's solely for Absolutely. But we've got ideas, plans for all sorts of things, so we're hoping a bit of marketing will help us."

    "Channels have to be perceived as having stars," added Baikie. "Ratings are less important than your status. We're being encouraged to do all sorts of things like adverts to put ourselves about a bit."

    They are also, in order to raise their profile, publicising themselves in a systematic way for the first time. Halfway through this interview John Sparkes popped out of their office to make more coffee in reception and returned with the news that the Daily Express were on the phone to interview Morwenna.

    "Tell them you've shagged us all, Wen," he advised. "We need the headlines. After that I've got to call the Shropshire Star. We're very big in Shropshire. We could do the Ludlow Festival anytime. I mean I'd do it this year. If they wanted me."

    Gordon Kennedy added that they were hoping to crack the telly chat-show circuit. But the only one they had been on so far is Pebble Mill at One.

    "Don't knock it though. Loads of people have said to me 'Ooh, I saw you on Pebble Mill at One." said Morwenna Banks as she stepped out to engage with the Express. "Nobody I know has ever said to me they saw me on Absolutely."

    'Absolutely' Friday, Channel 4, 10.30

    Page 6 of Times Vision, Saturday 8th January 1994:
    IT COULD be an absolutely irritating year for the great of men wildlife television. Davids Attenborough and Bellamy, not to mention Jacques Cousteau, might think it more than a bit fishy. For the team which makes Absolutely, the comedy sketch series, is busy riffling the commercial libraries of out-take material from the many prize-winning animal and nature series. All perfectly legal, it seems. And at least two of the Channel 4 bosses approve. Director of programmes John Willis and entertainment head Seamus Cassidy have apparently taken to signaling each other with duck squawking whistles, which inspired the idea.

  • Subliminal Messages

    From the Daily Mail, Wednesday 14th June 1984:

    BBC admits 'word flash'

    SPLIT-SECOND comic messages, which would be illegal if shown on ITV, have been featured in every episode of BBC 2's comedy series The Young Ones, the BBC admitted yesterday.

    The disclosure follows the row over ITV's satire puppet show Spitting Image last weekend, which showed a subliminal messages. These are banned under the Broadcasting Act covering all ITV programmes, but not on BBC programme which are governed by its Royal Charter.

    Page 44 of Variety, Wednesday 20th June 1984:
    Fastest Joke In London
    London, June 19.

    Subliminal messages have been slipped into segments of two tv satire shows here recently, much to the embarrassment of broadcasting authorities, who have banned such advertising.

    First incident to come to light was in BBC's "The Young Ones," which has been running a subliminal gag over the past few weekly shows. The them of the joke remains unclear, because those who have seen it via a freeze-frame video player say it so far consists of seemingly unconnected film clips.

    Point of the most recent flash-frame gag, however, is perfectly clear. During a segment of TV's "Spitting Image," a message reading: "'Spitting Image' scriptwriters are incredibly good in bed. Go out and sleep with one now" was flashed on the screen for a micro-second.

    Only question is, did it work?

  • The Young Ones

    Page 17 of Time Out, 15th to 21st October 1982:

    YOUNG, TWISTED AND DAFT

    A Monty Python for the 1980s? The Likely Lads meet Bunuel? Frank Barrett reports on a new BBC sit-comm.

    What The Goons did to the 1950s and Monty Python achieved in the 1970s, 'The Young Ones' - a new BBC comedy series starting this month - looks set to do for the 1980s. It might seem premature to label it as a cult but those at the BBC involved in its production and others who have seen it are confident that the programme will rapidly become compulsive viewing.

    The six-part sit-com is the joint effort of a group of young comedians who have made their name in the alternative comedy cabaret 'The Comic Strip'. The series is co-written by Rik Mayall, half of the Twentieth Century Coyote act and already seen on TV as his alter ego Kevin Turvey, Ben Elton and Lise Mayer. The main performers are Mayall, Nigel Planer, half of the Outer Limits act, Ade Edmondson, the other half of Twentieth Century Coyote, Chris Ryan, currently starring in 'Can't Pay? Won't Pay!', and Alexei Sayle, probably the best known of the group through his appearances in the ill-fated 'OTT'.

    Happily, the basic story line of 'The Young Ones' is less complicated than its writing and performing credits. The plot ostensibly concerns four students - where and what they study isn't revealed - in a squalid North London flat. The content of 'The Young Ones' is a compelling mixture of anarchic humour and surrealism - a sort of cross between Bunuel and the Likely Lads.

    Alexei Sayle, for example, appears as several (mostly aggressive) characters in the East European family of the students' landlord but he often breaks out of character to deliver one of his famous (aggressive) routines. There are also asides in the programmes - one of which, for example, studies the life of a dustbug in the groove of a Cliff Richard record - while music is also a regular feature of the programme with appearances by bands such as Madness, Nine Below Zero and Dexy's Midnight Runners.

    'The Young Ones' (the title is an ironic reference to Cliff and another swipe at the Swingin' '60s) was originally devised by Rik Mayall and Lise Mayer. Mayall is 24 and a graduate of Manchester University where he studied drama; Mayer, 21, met Mayall through her father Professor Mayer, who was Mayall's drama tutor at Manchester. The two took 'The Young Ones' idea to Ben Elton, a fellow Comic Strip performer and another Manchester graduate. The three of them produced a pilot script which was designed to draw on the talents of fellow artistes in the Comic Strip (some of whom had also been to Manchester University).

    The script was performed to BBC producer Paul Jackson, 34, who had worked with Comic Strip people on a short-lived series with the compact title of 'Boom Boom, Out go the Lights'. Jackson made a pilot show and persuaded his less than enthusiastic superiors to approve a series of six programmes. Anyone familiar with the content of Comic Strip comedy might understand why the more conservative elements of the BBC hierarchy demonstrated a certain lack of enthusiasm: jokes about tampons, masturbation and breaking wind caused anxiety among executives who have now also had to sanction expressions which may be common in colloquial student speech but are less often heard on television.

    One of the other problems troubling the BBC is how they're going to bill 'The Young Ones' in the Radio Times and elsewhere. 'Wacky' and 'zany' are labels which make the cast cringe. 'You can't explain it,' says Mayall. 'It's a modern video comedy which attempts to cross sit-com and variety with a surreal story.'

    Knowing that the success of 'The Young Ones' could lead eventually to Pythonesque superstardom, when asked if the series will become will become a cult the cast exchange nervous grins. Mayall remains straightfaced but wistful. 'I hope so,' he says, 'I hope so...'

    Pages 18 and 19 of City Limits, 4th to 10th May 1984:
    REALLY HEAVY!

    This week a nose picking punk who doesn't like doors, a middle class 'politico' Cliff Richard fan, a bewildered spiv, an enraged landlord with a lot of cousins who look just like him, and a morose hippy whose lentil soup inevitably gets thrown at the wall will all scream at each other for half an hour on TV. JOHN CONNOR talks to the creators of 'The Young Ones'.

    Vivian
    Vivien: 'I think I'll put my head through this wall. There. I did.'

    A YEAR and a half ago, I and about two million other people, sat down to watch a comedy programme about four students, their shared house and their foreign landlord.

    By the end of the six week run, the house had been demolished in a variety of interesting and creative ways, the four students had become household characters, and five million people were regularly watching it. The repeats did even better.

    'The Young Ones' became a popular cult hit in just one series. With a TV viewing figure even 'Monty Python' and the more recent 'Not the Nine O'Clock News' failed to achieve so quickly.

    In its wake 'The Comic Strip' launched to mixed reviews in Channel 4, paradoxically with many of the same performers. Predictably, several other shows of indifferent appeal have crept into the schedules of the TV companies.

    In many ways this comedy movement echoes the events of the sixties, when the Oxbridge inspired satire boom launched upon an unsuspecting world in November 1962 with 'That Was The Week That Was'. Exactly two decades later, 'The Young Ones' burst - or more appropriately smashed - their way across our television screens.

    RUBBISH BAG

    It all started in the now forgotten ripples of the new wave of comedy that itself developed in the wake of the punk movement.

    The idea that anybody could get up and play music transferred just as well to anyone getting up and cracking jokes. In 1979, when the American idea of a Comedy Store was tried out in a Soho strip club, it hit exactly the right note for the time.

    Posterity will no doubt refer to this as the start of the 'alternative' comedy boom.

    Interestingly enough its epicentre was just around the corner from the site of Peter Cook's original '60s satire club, the Establishment. If there is such a thing as a comedy cycle - its wheel had turned full circle.

    It was BBC producer Paul Jackson who first put together a 'Comedians' style montage of cabaret stalwarts in a TV show: 'Boom Boom Out Go The Lights'. During the recording Rik Mayall first broached the idea about a weird sitcom he and Lise Mayer had thought up one drunken evening.

    At the time The Comic Strip's stage show was at the height of its success and there had been a good reaction to the two 'Boom Boom's'. Jackson went off to cajole the BBC. Rik and Lise, after inviting Ben Elton - an old friend from Rik's Manchester University Drama Department days - went off and wrote the pilot.

    So besides a quantity of alcohol what else prompted the idea for 'The Young Ones'?

    Rick
    Rick: 'You're all so incredibly unbelievably stupid!'

    Rik and Lise, over a cup of tea in their classically ornamented Islington flat, think on.

    'Well we were sitting around talking about the Rick stage character,' Lise recalls, 'and just reminiscing about university. Saying, "I bet he's the sort of person who made everyone in the house put their milk bottle tops in a different rubbish bag, and then never actually sent it to the people who collect milk bottle tops."

    'Then we started thinking about other characters.'

    The other characters they came up with were all based on performers they knew down at The Comic Strip.

    For 'The Young Ones' Alexei Sayle ended up being very Sayle; Nigel Planer transferred his hippy stage character Neil; Vivien was specially designed for Rik's double act partner Ade Edmondson, and the last character, Mike, was originally written with Peter Richardson in mind. When that didn't work out it went to audition and was secured by an actor, Christopher Ryan.

    So out of five leads only one wasn't a stand up comic. But they were all men. Why no women characters?

    'Well,' Rik admits, 'that has been a criticism levelled at the programme. But we weren't just writing parts - we were writing specifically for people we had in mind.'

    'And at the time,' says Lise, 'Dawn and Jennifer (French & Saunders) weren't around and we didn't know any female comedians. It's also in the reality of people like that - that none of them would share a flat with a girl. I mean it's very much one of those all-male households that you get at university.

    'And we made it students, not just because we'd been students, but because it would have been a lot more dodgy if they were young unemployed - since they're always being really horrible about people. So we put them into what's a privileged position to begin with.

    'What we're basically attacking is the "me" generation. If you listen, they never really have conversations. They just talk about themselves all the time.

    'Then there's all the hippy ideas. The only thing that's seemed to survive from all that is that if you're over 30, forget it. Then you see what being a selfish bastard with spots all over his face.'

    And how does the Cliff Richard connection come into it?

    'The Rick character has always had an obsession - it used to be Vanessa Redgrave - and now it's Cliff,' says Mayall. 'Liking Cliff was originally to show that Rick was a wanker. It's taken on more emphasis now because of the idea of attacking youth. In the show there's

    Neil
    Neil: 'I think I'll just go and kill myself. Right. I'm going to.'

    someone from the fifties, the sixties, the seventies and the eighties. And you've got Cliff who's been there all the time and is still the eternal youth, the Peter Pan if you like.

    'And,' he adds mischievously, 'we're going to bring out a Young Ones book you know - entitled "Bachelor Boys".'

    In the end though, whatever the theme of the show, its success lies in its anarchic style.

    What 'The Young Ones' has done is revolutionise TV sitcoms in the same way 'Monty Python' revolutionised the TV sketch show. Yet the original idea was a simple one: to put something on television that Mayall and Lise Mayer wanted to see themselves and that had that same air of exciting 'uncertainly' as 'Monty Python'.

    'With "The Young Ones", by showing that almost anything in the house can be alive, you can go anywhere - through the window, the roof, the walls,' says Mayall. 'And you've got all these characters who are trying to get through a story. Or stories' happening that they're all ignoring. You've got almost that same feeling as the Pythons that anything can happen. And that excitement is, I think, one of the most satisfying things fro an audience.'

    FIRE-BOMB

    Having watched the first episode of the second series being recorded - replete with much audience amusement when Ade Edmondson nearly set fire to the bed he was lying in during a petrol bomb sequence - it's fair to say that the style 'The Young Ones' has developed hasn't just got progressively weirder, it's also become very slick. Rik accurately sums it up:

    'It now looks like people who are good at making subversive television, rather than people who are new to television looking subversive.'

    Now that they've succeeded in producing a popular show, without compromising the ideas they had in The Comedy Store, what happens next?

    'Perhaps this series is the last because we're not young ones anymore,' Rik muses, 'and for the first time we're beginning to think of something else... better.'

    'People,' Lise adds, ' are going off in different versions. There's talk of a stage show. That's the next one we've got to hit - the West End. The next bastion.'

    Currently what The Young Ones seem most glad about is that, now the BBC scene shifters dispute is over, the last two episodes of the new series will be made after all.

    'The last is a devastatingly important programme,' Rik says deadpan. 'It's called "Summer Holiday".'

    'The Young Ones' put their foot though the screen on BBC2 at 9.00 this Tuesday.

    Alexei
    Alexei: 'My cousin likes men in uniforms you berks.'

    Page 12 of the Times, Friday 11th May 1984:
    moreover...
    Miles Kington

    AUNTIE AND THE YOUNG ONES GO A REVELLING

    A new trend is abroad which has not yet been noticed. It's called not-knocking-the-BBC. Yes, the early part of 1984 was deafened by the outcry against the Beeb and because our ears are still ringing with the sound, we haven't noticed that it has stopped. The Thorn Birds is forgotten; the ratings battle is not drawing the crowds it used to; The Jewel In The Crown can no longer be waved in the BBC's face; and it's months since Max Hastings last lambasted the upper reaches of the Corporation.

    Much of what Max said was true, as the middle reaches were quick to agree, but there seemed to be a feeling that once Aubrey Singer had been sacrificed to the gods, things could go quiet again - why, I don't believe I've heard Sixty Minutes criticized for more than a week. And as the smoke of battle cleared, the damage on the battleground was much less than supposed.

    The BBC may still find it hard to get programmes in the Top Ten, but when you look at most of the ITV programmes that pull in the crowds, you wonder if anyone seriously wants to be in the Top Ten. Furthermore, if a week in which the BBC got 47 per cent of the audience can be described as a very bad week for them, you wonder what they have to do to be called good. If the Tories got 47 per cent in a popularity poll, who would call it bad?

    The fashion for slamming the BBC was in large part just that - a fashion. We love slamming something, but we need to move target. Channel 4 was getting it in the neck last year, and is now agreed to be putting on very good stuff, even if it hasn't got its sums right. Then TV-am fell flat on its face and got the rotten tomatoes, though it seems to be matching the BBC pretty well now.

    So it was time that the Beeb came in for its fair share of mud-slinging and it has, on the whole, got away quite lightly. You wait and hear the howls of derision that will greet early cable TV. Just you wait and hear.

    Meanwhile, the BBC has had the luck to chalk up a few recent successes. David Attenborough's The Living Planet was every bit as good as Life on Earth - and producing a good sequel is the hardest trick of all. (If he wants a title for another series looking at our deteriorating environment, I can offer him something I saw written on a car engine the other day: Negative Earth.) For a fortnight they have given us wall-to-wall snooker, the nearest thing to perfect television ever devised. And now they have started a new series of The Young Ones.

    Right from the start of the first series I was quite convinced that this is the best, brightest, most inspired TV comedy since Monty Python. Also the funniest. They have latched on to the simple yet hard truth about comedy: that if you have a solid story line and a cast of clearly drawn characters, you can be as crazy as you like. The Goon Show knew that. Soap knew that. Not many others do. So, although The Young Ones is ostensibly about four ill-matched students in one house, they can without strain introduce a hamster talking broad Scots, the contents of the fridge bursting into song and - a magnificent conceit, this - The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse going mad with boredom and getting nothing from God in answer to their prayers but endless sets of Travel Scrabble. In an effort to emphasize how original the series is and how much better than anything else around, people keep telling us that it is wonderfully anarchic and without precedent. Anarchic is precisely what it isn't: the scripts by Elton, Mayall and Mayer are beautifully controlled and constructed. Without precedent? Nearly, yes, but there is one parallel from nearly 25 years ago which keeps nudging my memory: the radio versions of Hancock's Half-Hour.

    That programme, like The Young Ones, put four or five egocentric monsters in the same house and let them get on with their fantasies, with the lamest of excuses for being there. None of the pseudo-sociological background that cripples most sitcom ("John is a single parent with a child who has recently moved in with his divorced father, next door to his mother.."), simply a huge delight in making outsize egos bump into each other, watching the sparks fly and entering a realm of invention which few comedies even suggest. Twenty-five years hence parents will be saying, "Ah, but you should have seen The Young Ones ... on the BBC," they might add. So was Hancock , come to think of it.

    From the Financial Times, Saturday 18th May 1985:
    The lure of surreal squalor

    NEARLY FIVE million people are staying in on Monday evenings to watch Rick, Vivian, Neil and Mike talk about "botty-belches" and call each other "complete bastards." The Young Ones is being repeated on BBC2 (not Channel Four, as you might expect) and, barring freak snooker finals, is getting the highest rating of any programme on an outlet more usually renowned for documentaries, wild life films and efforts of a more sober nature.

    A comedy show about an unpleasant group of students living in surreal squalor obviously is likely to appeal to students, but its attraction has been much greater than a college "cult show." This must partly be because 'the Kids," as Rick would refer to them, cannot quite believe that anyone actually has been permitted to break wind on BBC2, and anxiously switch on to see what else gets through. Yet, more and more older young ones seems to be enjoying the series this time round, and a staggering 800,000 people forked out for a copy of the spin-off book.

    With this sort of success, the show is almost heading into the mainstream. Not quite, though. There are still plenty of people who are delighted that no more episodes of The Young Ones are to be made.

    They never found reference to Felicity Kendal's knickers acceptable: nor did they find remotely funny the idea, say, of an animated sock escaping from a foetid laundry bag and having to be executed.

    I always did, and I think that the decision of the BBC to put on the series was an enlightened move rather than the end of civilisation as we know it. Critics of the programme, like most critics of humor, and much use of adjectives like "juvenile" and "puerile" and "childish." It is all of these things, of course, but how exactly does "adult" humour work? If so much humour is to be dismissed as fourth form, or fifth form, or sixth form, or undergraduate, then we are to be left with only with some sort of mature humour. I have visions of old men in leather chairs smiling wryly at Victorian editions of Punch.

    It is not, however, only the outrage - the feeling of watching a comedy video nasty - that is so entertaining about The Young Ones. That does not really do justice to the fact that, although it is a bizarre situation comedy, it works through the strength of the characters. The plots include unexploded nuclear devices appearing in the kitchen, devils dropping in from Hell for the day, or the students appearing on University Challenge; odd interludes feature vegetables talking, washing machines refusing to wash laundry, or giant cream buns descending. But the main interest and the compelling comedy lie in how the students react both to these things and to each other.

    With the possible exception of the "smoothie" character, Mike, The Young Ones characterisation is superb. The average sitcom might have come up with a punk and a hippy but no one would have come up with Rick, the Cliff Richard fan-cum-anarchist-poet-cum-poseur. On closer acquaintance, both thep unk and the hippy are so extreme as to be, in fact, completely individual. Sitcom punks usually have green hair and say "Hello, Mum" at the breakfast table whereas Vivian (the punk in The Young Ones) sets fire to mattresses, cuts off his fingers, gets decapitated in a train and then kicks his own head along the tracks.

    Neil is not only a peaceful hippy but he is a terminally depressed one. Added to this, he is incompetent and feeble. These two react to the self-obsessed Rick with an absurd yet convincing logic. Neil is a hippy and should therefore do all the work in the house from answering the phone to cooking the supper; he fails to do this and is abused by the others, particularly Rick. Meanwhile, Rick gets carried away with his own voice, talking about Thatcher or fascism of the Kids, and can be distracted only by extreme violence from Vivian.

    These characters are, however, anally-fixated and foul - difficult to defend against people who do not appreciate foul-mouthed, anally fixated comedy. I can plead only that The Young Ones is different from other sitcoms. It's funny.

    Ian Hislop

    Given the passion that he describes as having for the series one can't help but wonder if, at some point during the eighteen years (so far) of Have I Got News For You, Ian Hislop ever turned to Paul Merton and said, "Look, it's all very well you making whimsical comments about politicians wearing jetpacks and stuff, but have you got any interesting reminiscences about the Time location shoot...".

  • A Stab In The Dark

    Page 11 of Private Eye, Friday 31st July 1992:

    CHANNEL 4 personnel are sporting new badges with the legend "I had nothing to do with Stab in the Dark" - a reference to the bold, innovative, late-Friday-night satire programme.

    The programme was commissioned by Mike Atwell and, despite inviting mockery from fellow professionals, Stab in the Dark has managed to retain the customary ratings for the slot, with the ghastly possibility that a second series might be in the offing.

    If any ex-Channel 4 employees own one of these badges that they don't want to keep anymore then could they send it to me, please? I promise to wear it on appropriate occasions.

  • Two Rons Are Out Of Order, Say The Krays

    Page 18 of the Star, Monday 15th February 1988:

    Two Rons are out of order, say the Krays

    TELEVISION comics Hale and Pace have upset Kray Twins Ronnie and Reggie.

    The caged East End killers reckon the comedians' routine on the Two Rons is a right liberty.

    Ronnie, who is in Broadmoor, stormed: "They are well out of order.

    "It's obvious they're taking the mickey out of Reg and me."

    The former gang boss refuses to watch the duo's new TV show, The Management.

    Denied

    "They're trying to make me and Reg look like idiots," he raged.

    "I'd like to know if they'd have the bottle to do their act if me and Reg were out. I doubt they would."

    Reggie Kray had a go at the comedians in a letter smuggled out of Gartree prison.

    He wrote: "Ron and I feel it is wrong that they should earn money at the expense of our adversity."

    Norman Pace and his partner Gareth Hale have denied basing their act on the notorious twins, jailed for life for murder.

    Gareth once emphasised: "We're not trying to take the mickey out of the Krays.

    "The two Rons started when we picked up a couple of oversized dinner jackets and did a parody of the song Da Doo Ron Ron."

    Ronnie Kray snarled: "We used to wear tuxedos - but we didn't go around acting like gangsters from a B-movie."

  • Fury Over TV Poem On Cilla Murder

    Page 13 of the Daily Star, Friday 19th November 1993:

    Fury over TV poem on Cilla murder
    NICOLA PITTAM

    A TV station was blasted yesterday for broadcasting a poem gloating over the murder of Cilla Black.

    The sicko work fantasised that the Blind Date hostess was bludgeoned with a hammer.

    Now comedian Peter Baynham - who read it on Granada's late-night show The Full Monty - has triggered a storm.

    After starting with the words Cilla Black is dead, Hooray! the poem concludes:

    The hammer down upon her head
    Cilla Black now Cilla Red
    And as she lay there in the mud
    She lost a lorra, lorra blood.

    Former Lord Mayor of Liverpool Rosie Cooper, who has complained to TV watchdogs, fumed: "This so-called poem is sick and appalling. Cilla must be fuming."

    A spokesman for Granada said: "It was intended as light-humour."

    Cilla herself would not comment.


    Worth noting that long-time Baynham collaborator Armando Iannucci featured a staged autopsy of Cilla Black in his series Time Trumpet last year and received no reaction, negative or otherwise.

  • Snakes And Ladders

    Page 9:4 of the Sunday Times, Sunday 17th October 1993:

    Snakes and ladders

    TIM WILLIS infiltrates the Snake Pit, a clique of funny men and powerhouse of media comedy.

    Griff, for whom Clive used to write, is producing Angus at the moment . Clive and Angus are both doing things with Jimmy and Dan. John, who used to produce Griff, is now directing Rowan, as well as putting together a project with Douglas, Angus and Hugh. Peter, who represents Rowan and Harry, is producing Clive...

    And the girls? Well, the girls are girlfriends and wives. The loose collaboration of the 200-300 writers, performers and producers who rule British broadcast comedy is by and large a boys' club. Still, as Griff likes to joke: "If you can't be in the right place at the right time, make sure your sister is. I got my first telly break because John was sleeping with mine."

    And the Snake Pit - the nickname for these intertwined talents - was made to stick by a girl, Lise Mayer. (You know, she dated Rik, Rowan, Harry, Hugh, John and now Angus.) Naturally, she writes comedy scripts.

    To introduce the characters in this one: John Lloyd is a director, the creator of Not The Nine O'Clock News, Blackadder and Spitting Image, and co-author of The Meaning Of Liff, with Douglas Adams. Adams is the author of The Hitch-Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy (brought to TV by Lloyd). Griff Rhys-Jones and Rowan Atkinson are well known for their commercials. Peter Bennett-Jones is a producer and agent. The performers Clive Anderson, Hugh Laurie, Rik Mayall, Harry Enfield and Angus Deayton are near-neighbours of the above, as are the producers Dan Patterson and Jimmy Mulville.

    Though many live in north London now, most of their stories begin at Oxbridge - most likely at Cambridge - in the 1960s, when Peter Cook and Co, followed by the Monty Python team, reinvented the universities' revue societies as the home of British satire. Treading in their Footlights through the mid-1970s, in the 1980s our heroes graduated to the Edinburgh Fringe and Radio 4, before passing through BBC Television to emerge in the 1990s as high flyers in the Birtist network of independent production companies, such as Hat Trick, responsible for Clive Anderson Talks Back (Mulville, Patterson), and Tiger, responsible for Clive Anderson In China (Bennett-Jones).

    Along with the composer Phil Pope and the producer Geoffrey Perkins, they socialise together, or work together, or both - and have done ever since another of their number, Andre Ptashinski, producer of Forbidden Planet, ran the Oxford and Cambridge Theatre Company with Bennett-Jones, touring Rik Mayall across America and thus providing Mel Smith with the material for a screenplay-in-progress.

    Mr Bean? Coltrane In A Cadillac? Vic Reeves's Funny Business? They're Tiger's. Dawn French's Murder Most Horrid? That's Talkback's, the company run by Rhys-Jones (who, incidentally, went to school with Adams). One begins to sniff another of those very British cliques that exist in every profession. But many of comedy's cream say the Snake Pit is a fiction, or else a tiny group they don't belong to.

    Lloyd differs: "You just have to go to Lenny Henry's summer party to see that the Snake Pit exists. Just look at Peter's Friends [the film starring Kenneth Branagh and Emma Thompson]. That was produced by Martin Bergman, who used to do revue with Dan Patterson and Jimmy Mulville. Dan and Jimmy produced radio's On The Hour, by Chris Morris and Armando Iannucci, who are represented by Peter Bennett-Jones. It just goes on and on."

    Lloyd is eager to stress that this network in meritocratic: "Rowan Atkinson went to Newcastle, for God's sake. He only did a year's electronics course at Oxford, and would have been funny wherever he came from." Enfield, Reeves, Mayall - the exceptions are witnesses for the defence. But inevitably there are murmurings in the industry.

    "Them?" says one red-brick outsider. "You can't beat so you have to join them. But the ones before them, like John Cleese, and the ones after them, like Armando Iannucci, they're all a bunch of Oxbridge w***ers. I'm not saying they're not funny, but they can just stroll into Alan Yentob's BBC, because they all knew each other at college. They make you very aware they are intellectual, and they make it twice as hard for the women."

    "All they do is gossip about each other," says another. "They used to compete for the Perrier award, now it's for a Bafta, and they're all so paranoid. Adams and Lloyd used to go into despair when one was doing better than the other."

    Lloyd agrees that the Snake Pit is "claustrophobic, a lot of talent fighting for a very small space", but claims that should not give the impression British comedy is a bitchy little world providing jobs for college boys. "Look what people are interested in," he says. "It's One Foot In The Grave and Victor Meldrew. Cambridge Footlights doesn't dictate British comedy." And so says Rhys-Jones: "Being at university together didn't make us help each other up the ladder. It simply spurred us on. If one of your friends did well, you wanted to spite them - to do better."

    Adams is less sure: "If people have worked together, there's a natural inclination to do so again, because you know each other." But Rhys-Jones is adamant: "It's not a case of how far we have all come together. It's a case of how far we haven't come together. We're still working with the same people as 10 years ago, doing the same things." But crucial to that, he claims, has been not working with his Footlights friends. "When you get out of university, the first thing you want to do is work with professionals."

    "Having directed Griff since 1975, I can confirm that," says Lloyd - who is entitled to snipe. Even Rhys-Jones acknowledges that Lloyd was central to his generation's fortunes: "When we left university, the corridors of the BBC Light Entertainment were deserted. All those ex-cavalry officers and military policeman who had run the department were coming up for retirement, so David Hatch [who used to be in the Cambridge Circus revue with John Cleese] filled one of the empty desks with John Lloyd.

    "Well, the 40-year-olds were burned out. But John was an eager beaver. He'd been a big fish in the small pond of Footlights, he didn't think it was difficult, and went on to create Hudd Lines, The News Quiz, Quote Unquote. On the strength of his success, the BBC had a huge recruitment drive at Oxbridge. In turn, these people devoured material, creating a need for more and more writers."

    Not that it helped Adams: "In fact, John Lloyd was so keen not to be seen as nepotistical when I followed him out of Cambridge, that he was almost leaning over backwards not to employ me on the BBC."

    It is no easier getting a definite line about the nature of comedy's inner circle from any of its members. But if there is a common thread in the Snake Pit's CVs, it is writing for radio, rather than hacking round the pubs and clubs. Take Weekending, which spawned The Mary Whitehouse Experience, which went to television and spawned Newman and Baddiel, who - surprise, surprise - both went to Cambridge...

    Still, nobody should be too surprised that England's great universities provide such a disproportionate amount of talent. As Adams says: "You don't find yourself in Footlights and think: 'Oh, I'll go into comedy.' You go to Cambridge to get into Footlights and try to get into comedy." All (rarely) agree: what is most important is "the lack of hierarchy in the theatrical societies." According to Rhys-Jones: "There's no don in charge, everything is decided by the undergraduates. So you have to become expert in shenanigans and diplomacy - all the things that happen in the real world - to get in a show. And if you can't join someone else's, then you put on your own and try to bankrupt the opposition." Oxbridge, he says, "teaches you to pick up the phone, not just to wait for it to ring". But, he stresses - wheel on Jennifer Saunders, Paul Merton, Vic Reeves and the alternative wave of the past decade - an education there is not a prerequisite.

    Jonathan James-Moore, head of BBC Radio Light Entertainment, has the proof: "When John and Griff were here, there were no female producers, and the trainees were all Oxbridge. This year, of the six trainee producers, none was Oxbridge and half were women." And what did he do at university? President of the Footlights, naturally. Still, while he acknowledges an Oxbridge caucus, he says its influence in waning. "They have been overtaken by events. The Edinburgh Fringe used to be dominated by them. Now they have been swamped by the professional cabaret circuit."

    "Really, please give this an airing," says Rhys-Jones. "I want to make a programme on it myself." Starring Angus, no doubt, with music by Phil, and material from Geoffrey, if he has finished working with Dan on John's project for Rowan...

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